Funny quotes about humor

“Humor is just common sense, dancing.”

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people—and the best excuse for not working out.”

“Humor is like a good cup of coffee; it perks you up and keeps you going.”

“A day without laughter is like a day without Wi-Fi—unbearable.”

“Life is too short for bad coffee and bad jokes.”

“If laughter is the best medicine, then I’m in great shape for avoiding the gym.”

“Humor is nature’s way of telling you to lighten up and put down the remote.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of humor.”

“Laughter is the key to happiness—and it’s also the key to keeping people from asking if you’re okay.”

“A sense of humor is just common sense dancing on a tightrope.”

“Humor is the WD-40 of life; it makes everything run a little smoother.”

“Life is like a sitcom; sometimes the only thing you can do is laugh at the script.”

“My sense of humor is dry enough to be classified as a desert.”

“Humor is my coping mechanism; it’s cheaper than therapy and more fun than crying.”

“I don’t have a funny bone—I have an entire skeleton of humor.”

“Humor is the spice of life—and the antidote to a bland day.”

“Laughter is the GPS of the soul; it always finds the funny route.”

“Humor is a rubber sword—it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.”

“I was going to tell a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.”

“Humor is like a parachute; it only works when it’s open.”