Funny Quotes from Brother to Sister

You’re the reason I learned how to dodge flying objects at an early age.

I smile because you’re my sister; I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.

Growing up with you was like living in a comedy show—except I never got paid!

You may be older, but I’ll always be the better-looking sibling.

You’re my sister, and I love you… but I’m still telling mom you started it.

Thanks for being the only person who knows how weird I am and still chooses to be seen with me.

You’re my sister, so I’ll always help you when you fall—after I’m done laughing, of course.

Having a sister like you is like having a full-time personal comedian.

You can be the boss, but let’s not forget who broke more things growing up!

No matter how much we fight, remember: I’ll always have the last word… and the TV remote.

Sisters are like duct tape: mostly useful, but they can be annoying when they stick around too long.

If we weren’t related, I’d still choose you as my sister—mostly because no one else would.

Growing up with you made me tough… and really good at sarcasm.

You’re not just my sister, you’re my favorite person to annoy.

I may outgrow my clothes, but I’ll never outgrow teasing you.

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—and sometimes the nut to my butter.

We’ll always be partners in crime… just don’t tell mom!

I’m the smarter one, but you definitely have the better hair—let’s call it even.

You know all my secrets… and that’s why I have to keep you around.

A sister like you is a built-in best friend, with bonus rounds of sibling rivalry!