Funny year wedding anniversary quotes

“Happy anniversary! It’s amazing how long we’ve stayed together without anyone calling us out on our weirdness.”

“Cheers to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane.”

“Happy anniversary! You’re still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.”

“Another year together and you still haven’t learned how to do laundry properly. I love you anyway!”

“They say love is blind. If that’s true, then our marriage is proof that love also has a great sense of humor.”

“Congrats on another year of not murdering each other. Here’s to many more!”

“Happy anniversary! I’d choose you over pizza, but only if there’s no pizza available.”

“Another year, another reason to celebrate that we’ve managed to keep our sense of humor intact.”

“We’ve been married for so long, I’ve forgotten what it’s like to sleep without your snoring.”

“Happy anniversary! Let’s continue pretending to be adults while secretly still being kids.”

“To my partner in crime: Another year of pretending to be normal. Cheers to us!”

“Happy anniversary! You’re still my favorite person to argue with over the TV remote.”

“Marriage is like a deck of cards: at first, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. After a few years, you just want a club and a spade.”

“Here’s to another year of dodging the laundry pile and pretending to be adults. Happy anniversary!”

“Happy anniversary! If we were a Netflix show, we’d definitely be binge-worthy.”

“Congrats on another year of putting up with my quirks. You deserve a medal… or at least a really nice dinner.”

“Our marriage is like a rollercoaster: thrilling, a little scary, and something I wouldn’t want to do with anyone else.”

“Happy anniversary! You’ve officially survived another year of my cooking. You’re a true hero.”

“Another year of marriage means another year of tolerating my terrible jokes. Thanks for being so understanding!”

“Happy anniversary! We’re like a fine wine; we only get better with age… or at least we like to think so!”